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Ghid complet pentru protejarea intimitatii pe Facebook
Aug 30th
Momentan am in lista de cunoscuti de pe Facebook 100-200 de persoane. Dintre acestea mai putin de 10 persoane au setarile contului configurate special pentru a le proteja intimitatea online.
Cum te-ai simti daca prietenul tau pune o poza de la ultima voastra intalnire “at the nudie bar” si vad colegii tai de la servici, care pana atunci te credeau un leader :) Exact!
Este de mentionat ca setarile recomandate de catre Facebook nu va protejeaza chiar deloc.
Asadar :
www.facebook.com -> Account -> Privacy Settings. Nu va intereseaza ce categorie (Everyone , Friends of Friends , Friends Only ,Recommended) este in acest moment selectata deoarece o sa umblam separat la fiecare optiune prin intermediul “Customize Settings”. Asadar , apasati Customize settings si ,daca doriti un profil securizat ,selectati cele de jos
Things I share:
- Posts by me : Friends only
- Family : (customize) Only me
- Relationships : Only me
- Interested in and looking for : Friends only
- Bio and favorite quotations : Everyone
- Website : la alegere
- Religious and political views : (customize) Only me
- Birthday : Friends Only (foarte important!)
- Places I check in to : Only me (foarte important!) (altfel este un tool excelent pentru hoti)
- Include me in “People Here Now” after I check in : Disable
Edit album privacy -> selectati la toate albumele “Friends only”
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Things others share:
- Photos and videos I’m tagged in : (customize) Only me ( foarte important!)
- Can comment on posts : Friends only
- Friends can post on my Wall : Disabled (atentie , prietenii pot in continuare sa comenteze atat doar ca nu pot sa creeze un nou subiect “pe perete”)
- Can see Wall posts by friends
- Friends can check me in to Places : Disabled
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Contact information:
- Cei care va sunt prieteni nu au nevoie de facebook pentru a avea numarul vostru de telefon , id-ul de IM sau emailul. In plus oricine vrea sa ia legatura cu tine o poate face prin mesageria facebook.
Asadar :
- Mobile phone : Only me
- Other phone : Only me
- Address : Only me
- IM screen name : Only me
- email : Only me
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N-am terminat! Reveniti la Account -> Privacy Settings si sub Basic Directory Information aveti un link View settings. Click!
- Search for me on Facebook : Friends only (in principiu nu o sa va caute nimeni manual iar optiunea asta e mai mult o gaura in intimitatea ta online )
- Send me friend requests : Everyone (Mare atentie pe cine acceptati. Bitdefender a facut un studiu pe tema asta)
- Send me messages : Everyone
- See my friend list : Only me ( foarte important!) – nu ar trebui sa intereseze pe nimeni cu cine sunteti d-voastra prieten
- See my education and work : Friends only
- See my current city and hometown : Friends only
- See my interests and other Pages : Friends only
N-am terminat :)
Account -> Account Settings -> Facebook Ads -> Selectati “No one” si salvati!
In final ,dati o raita la Account -> Application settings si verificati informatiile care sunt publicate /folosite de aceste aplicatii. Editati si puneti la Privacy ”Friends only” pentru fiecare aplicatie.
Finish.E drept ca nu o sa ai un profil de pitipoanca cu multi comentatori dar daca esti genul care agati sau faci impresie pe facebook ghidul asta nu e pentru tine.
My mom’s on Facebook
Apr 1st
Versuri / Lyrics My mom’s on facebook
You used to be a special place
for all my college friends.
A sanctuary in cyberspace,
but every love story ends.
(Facebooooook…..)
Why’d you have to go and lose
your exclusivity?
Now all my nightmares have come true…
my mom just friended me!
Since she joined she spends all her time
checking my news feed.
My interests are no longer
bubble butts and sticky weed.
She whacked my ass on Mafia Wars
and Flixtered “You’ve Got Mail.”
She washed the colors with the whites
and posted “laundry fail” (’cause now)…
CHORUS
My mom’s on Facebook.
She found a new way to nag me.
My mom’s on Facebook.
Comments whenever friends tag me.
My mom’s on Facebook.
She only got it to stalk me.
My mom’s on Facebook.
My childhood photos cock-block me.
My wall is not for e-mail, mom,
you’ll never get it right.
And gifting me some sexy lips
don’t mean a kiss goodnight.
She keeps on adding all my friends,
they just think she’s a joke…
except for Steve who says that she’s
a mom he’d like to poke. (She’s a M.I.L.P.!)
Mama read my 25 Things
and each and every note.
Now she knows I lost a bet
and had to wax my scrote.
Suggests new pages every day
from “hugs” to “Will and Grace.”
It’s getting to the point I’ll have to
switch back to MySpace. (But not really!)
Wrote in my status,
“boss is keeping me at work.”
Mom responded, “now I see
why you told me he’s a jerk.”
My boss saw it and fired me
and mom’s the reason why.
Now I’m starving and I’m lonely
and I’m probably gonna die… (because)
CHORUS
My mom’s on Facebook.
Now I’ve gotta watch every word.
My mom’s on Facebook.
Oooh, goddamn you, Mark Zuckerburg.
My mom’s on Facebook.
Posted a public reminder…
My mom’s on Facebook.
…that I came out her vagina!
My mom’s on Facebook.
Invited me to my cousin’s communion.
My mom’s on Facebook.
It’s like a family reunion.
My mom’s on Facebook.
I’m trying not to be bitter…
My mom’s on Facebook.
…but she just found me on Twitter!
My mom, your mom, his mom, Steve’s mom… all moms!
They’re all on Facebook.
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